1. FatherBob we know where god is..under a slab of concrete..floating away from land..dead from a broken heart…where’s science and technology?
4. rejectedjokesIf Cher could turn back time, she better not waste her superhuman ability on apologizing to some guy. Stop 9/11 or something! 5:23 AM Dec 3rd from web
5. shitmydadsays “It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumbshit. He knows how it works.” 11:59 AM Dec 1st from web
6. adamhillscomedy Can a rainbow be sarcastic? 3:13 AM Nov 30th from web
7. RiversCuomo I feel smugly superior to everyone who feels smugly superior to everyone else. 8:09 AM Nov 23rd
8. SarahKSilverman I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope. 5:18 PM Nov 17th
9. ChasLicc Fact Of The Day: NZ’s highest-paid sports star is Tiger Woods’ caddie 2:22 PM Dec 15th from web
10. DHughesy I’m watching the dark knight while my loved one does the ironing and dishes and becomes the dark wife. 10:06 PM Oct 3rd