10 tweets from some of my favourite tweeters.
- kellyoxford kelly oxford
The only people we call ‘normal’ are people we don’t really know.
- alexanderb Alex Burton
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I am confused as I have never met herbivore 😛
- wittels Harris Wittels
You shouldn’t take limestone for granite. Not a pun. I mean it.
- RiversCuomo Rivers Cuomo
I wish everybody had a 140 character limit when they’re talking to me in real life.
- alaindebotton Alain de Botton
Modern romanticism: we go in search of one person who will spare us any need for other people.
- fleshcake G.T. Collins
Sometimes when people are talking to me, I feel like I’m being impaled in slow motion.
- arozenbachs adam rozenbachs
Bart Cummings is in hospital after falling and fracturing his pelvis. Fortunately it wasn’t a leg, or they would have had to shoot him.
- safran_john john safran
If any politician wants ambush revenge, the director of the chaser is being married in the Melb botanical gardens right now!