11 Tweets from 2011

11 tweets that I liked this year. Most of them come from some of my favourite tweeters.

11. sweet_toof Jeffrey Brian
During a phone conversation, when I say “Well, I’ll let you go…” I really mean “PLEASE LET ME GO!!”

10. 22ViewSt Duncan McPherson
Man goes to the doctor and says: “I’m addicted to Twitter” Doctor says: “I’m sorry, I don’t follow you”

9. MrsRupertPupkin lauren caltagirone
Wanna REALLY surprise your gal on Valentine’s Day? Propose to me!

8. RonnieWK Squirt Russell
I wasn’t retweeted enough as a child.

7. denisleary Denis Leary
Michael Moore thinks we should have captured Bin Laden. Yeah – like he was a fucking butterfly.

6. EliBraden Eli Braden
I think you stole the baseline from ‘Under Pressure’. RT @vanillaice: OMG! Casey Anthony verdict NOT GUILTY!! WOW!! What do U think???????

5. kristygee Kristy Grant
Trust me, Ernie’s not gay 😉

4. rachow rachow
“I don’t know why I even bother.” — depressed fly

3. thesulk Alec Sulkin
The French don’t really care about god which is why he punishes them with long life and beautiful women.

2. kellyoxford kelly oxford
People who laugh at everything make everything worth nothing.

1. robdelaney rob delaney
If you say you’re a “geek,” but are actually a hot chick, I will slam you in a locker & take your lunch money.

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