12 tweets that I liked this year, many from some of my favourite tweeters.
12. Graham Linehan @Glinner
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
11. Alain de Botton @alaindebotton
The real reward for good parenting is not that your children are grateful to you but that they are kind to their offspring.
10. John Safran@JohnSafran
“I’ve been contemplating Slip n’ Slide” – Nick Cave, aged 8.
9. Megan Amram@meganamram
A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? SMOKING
8. Ally Maynard @missmayn
“Get rich or die.” – American Healthcare
7. Eli Braden @EliBraden
Don’t forget your asshole pills! RT @KourtneyKardash: Breakfast time! Some ghee, manna bread, coconut water and a BIO-K probiotic.
6. rachel lichtman@DJRotaryRachel
“Yeah, well right now I’m Pissed Pissedofferson.” – Kris Kristofferson, pissed off
5. Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman
I have a rational fear of flying.
4. Frankie McGinty@FrankieMcGinty
In order to catch a bus, first one must think like a bus.
3. Laney Griner@laneymg
You know what never drops like flies? Flies.
Putting a tattoo on your boob is like decorating a TV.
1. rob delaney @robdelaney
I think one reason babies cry on planes is because flying sucks & babies aren’t liars like you & me.