“Daaaamn boy. You look like you’d sit in a hospital waiting room for me,” is something I think the older I get.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) April 19, 2014
Maybe Sir Mix-A-Lot should open a bakery. We already know he likes buns and I feel like his mixing skills are going to waste.
— Veronica (@VivaVeronica122) March 1, 2014
8. WTF, Ringo!?
Steve Lukather Pizza Frampton Kenny on off then mom tench dong was and the girls thank you peace and love R***😎🌟✌️🌺🌻🌺
— Ringo Starr (@ringostarrmusic) January 21, 2014
Is Obama a teenage girl now? pic.twitter.com/7tx7sy8yzQ
— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) July 18, 2014
in the future everyone will have 15 minutes of privacy
— Jesse Novak (@jesseno) July 10, 2014
A small, feathery Mick Jagger just strutted past my window. Or it could have just been a crow. Probably a crow actually, it was quite small.
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 2, 2014
I'm not crazy about Panic at the Disco but I like them better than Diarrhea at the Airport.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 11, 2014
Want to feel old? Yesterday was three days ago
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) October 21, 2014
I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.
— BinaryBad (@BinaryBad) March 18, 2014
sometimes I think stuff and I just keep it to myself
— keply ☁️ (@keplyq) February 2, 2014