Thom Yorke is actually quite cheery by English standards.
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) May 15, 2016
One of my fave most inspirational quotes is this: Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading
— Ashley/AM Ruggirello (@amruggs) January 22, 2016
Eminem doesn't respond to people on here, which isn't a big deal. I just think it's FUCKED UP he doesn't answer fans
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) July 21, 2016
Hell of a name for a backing band. pic.twitter.com/62eMZYjQo3
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) October 17, 2016
its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
— Mike F (@mikefossey) April 26, 2015
Rod Stewart Beheaded By Duke of Cambridge in Terrifying Display of Power pic.twitter.com/6Nk0foxmKu
— Rob Wesley (@eastwes) October 11, 2016
Why cant HATERS just appreciate Chris Brown's music & stay out of his personal life?? Yall did the same thing with John Gacy's clown career!
— Rob Fee (@robfee) August 30, 2016
Adele got a billboard just to gloat pic.twitter.com/8lVUhy2rm1
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) August 10, 2016
Stop worshiping the 2nd Amendment like it was written by God or genuises. It was written by men who rarely bathed and believed in witches.
— Brian Scully (@BrianRScully) June 15, 2016
Does this outfit say "I'm miraculously alive on a space rock and that terrifies me"?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) January 29, 2016
R.I.P. to my grandpa. He loved to grill, but he owed $ to Jabba the Hutt pic.twitter.com/YPoVZroXJp
— Craig (@craigrachel) April 25, 2016
forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10
— cool almond (@good_fats) March 31, 2016
If you're sick of hearing about Pokemon Go for the past week let me tell you what hearing about sports is like for the past three decades.
— 🌲Terry Christmas🌲 (@TerryBlas) July 12, 2016
I’m waiting for them to invent a pleasure robot that’s so lifelike, it won’t have sex with me.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 6, 2016
On the bright side, we can look forward to Trump killing himself in a bunker 10 years from now.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 2, 2016